[BadMedicine]

A man is sitting in a plane which is about to take off when another man with
a dog occupies the empty seats alongside.
The dog takes the middle seat, and his handler explains that they work for
the airline.
"Don't mind Rover," the handler says, "he is a sniffer dog, the best there
is. I'll show you once we get airborne and I set him to work."
The plane takes off and levels out when the handler says to the first man,
"Watch this."
He tells the dog, "Rover, search!"
The dog jumps down, walks along the aisle and sits next to a woman for a few
seconds. It then returns to its seat and puts one paw on the handler's arm.
He says, "Good boy!"
He turns to the first man and says, "That woman is in possession of
marijuana, so I'm making a note of this, and the seat number, for the police
who will apprehend her on arrival."
"Fantastic!" replies the first man.
Once again he sends the dog to search the aisles. The dog sniffs about, sits
down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to its seat and places both
paws on the handler's arm.
The handler says, "That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note
of this, and the seat number."
"Wow!" says the first man.
Once again, the handler sends the dog to search the aisles.
Rover goes up and down the plane aisle and after a while sits down next to
someone, and then comes racing back, jumps up onto the seat, and rolls over
and plays dead!!!!!
The first man is surprised and disgusted by this, and asks, "What the heck
was THAT for???!!"
The handler replies, "He just found a bomb."

[Ramangel]

:eek: :D :eek:

[Gunslinger]

I just hate it when that happens. :D