Terridarri
06-27-2001, 09:38 PM
A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant
and while sitting at his regular table,
he noticed a gorgeous woman
sitting at a table nearby.....all alone.
He calls the waiter over and asks for their
most expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent
over to her - knowing that if she accepts it,
she is his.
The waiter gets the bottle and quickly
sends it over to the girl,
saying this is from the gentleman.
She looks at the wine and decides
to send a note over to the man.
The note read: "For me to accept this bottle,
you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a
million dollars in the bank, and 7 Inches in
your pants."
The man, after reading the note, sends one of
his own back to her and it read: "Just so you
know - I happen to have a Ferrari Testarosa,
a BMW 850iL, and a Mercedes 560SEL in my
garage;* plus I have over twenty million dollars in
the bank."
"But, not even for a woman as beautiful as
you, would I cut off three inches."
"Just send the bottle back."
and while sitting at his regular table,
he noticed a gorgeous woman
sitting at a table nearby.....all alone.
He calls the waiter over and asks for their
most expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent
over to her - knowing that if she accepts it,
she is his.
The waiter gets the bottle and quickly
sends it over to the girl,
saying this is from the gentleman.
She looks at the wine and decides
to send a note over to the man.
The note read: "For me to accept this bottle,
you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a
million dollars in the bank, and 7 Inches in
your pants."
The man, after reading the note, sends one of
his own back to her and it read: "Just so you
know - I happen to have a Ferrari Testarosa,
a BMW 850iL, and a Mercedes 560SEL in my
garage;* plus I have over twenty million dollars in
the bank."
"But, not even for a woman as beautiful as
you, would I cut off three inches."
"Just send the bottle back."