The *happy* Remote Control


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Gunslinger
07-15-2001, 10:46 PM
I'm not even going to comment on this on'. :D
http://www.cnn.com/virtual/editions/europe/2000/roof/change.pop/frameset.exclude.html
Implant could help women with sexual dysfunction

February 7, 2001
Web posted at: 2:33 PM EST (1933 GMT)


By Richard Stenger
CNN.com Writer


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(CNN) -- A medical implant in the works could offer women a chance to experience orgasms with the press of a button.

For the electronic orgasm device to work, a physician would implant electrodes into the spine and a small signal generator in the skin under the buttocks. A patient would then control the sensation with a handheld remote control.

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Stuart Meloy, the North Carolina doctor seeking a patent for the device, thinks it could allow women with orgasmic dysfunction to resume normal sex lives.

The British journal New Scientist first reported Meloy's work in its upcoming Saturday edition.

The implant idea came about "serendipitously," said Meloy, a physician with Piedmont Anesthesia and Pain Consultants in Winston-Salem, North Carolina. "I was treating a chronic pain condition and generated a response I was not anticipating."

Meloy had implanted electrodes in the spine of a patient, using electric pulses to modify pain signals passing through her nerves.

Patients in such operations remain conscious to help surgeons place the electrodes in the best locations to relieve chronic pain. And in this case the woman exclaimed emphatically when Meloy missed the right spot.

"I asked her what that was and she said, 'You're going to have to teach my husband to do that,'" he said.

Reports of similar medical cases convinced him that the phenomenon could be reproduced.

"A question that remains in my mind is how long should it be used for, who gets to say how many times and for how long it is used," he said.

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Clinical trials could begin later this year if Meloy receives funding from a major medical implant manufacturer. Scientific studies have already demonstrated the safety of the device, he said, since it uses off-the-shelf technology.

It won't come cheap. The price of the device would be about $15,000, not including the cost of surgery. But for women suffering from orgasmic dysfunction for a variety of reasons, the benefits could be priceless.

"There are lots of areas it might be effective. Certainly it could have a lot of use with the disabled or ill community," said Steve Sloan, an Atlanta sex therapist who often treats spinal injuries.

Women with paralysis, muscular sclerosis or who use prescription drugs that inhibit sexual arousal could benefit, as well as those with psychosexual problems, he said.

Julia Cole, a therapist with the relationship counseling service Relate, said some women should try it if they consider their problem severe enough.

"I feel about this the way I feel about Viagra. It may help some people, but they should also address the underlying reasons for the problem," she said.

Meloy has not tested the device on men, but said it should work the same way for them as for women.

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Ramangel
07-15-2001, 11:06 PM
Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "what a turn on" :D

miquela
07-15-2001, 11:44 PM
Now, maybe I'm extremely naive here, but why would a woman want to do this? It seems to me like it would take all the fun out of... certain activities... I just don't understand... :confused:

Ottergal
07-15-2001, 11:49 PM
What if someone picked up the wrong remote and started channel surfing?! :eek: :D

Ramangel
07-15-2001, 11:57 PM
Otter,
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

Terridarri
07-16-2001, 06:06 AM
OH MY GOD Leave it to him to find this article. OK, folks this is living proof, Slinger has way too much time on his hands. :D :D

Bubba
07-16-2001, 07:01 AM
There are certain members of this forum who have taken to calling me a sexist pig. Without ANY justification I might add. Just to prove them wrong.... I am not commenting on this thread in ANY way.

(But I'm about to draw blood I am bitting my tongue so hard..... :D)

Gunslinger
07-16-2001, 09:12 AM
Terri, you'd bes' be nice to me....you know Christmas is just around the corner. ;)
Zappppppppppp :D

Bubba, you will notice I reserved comment on this one when I posted it. Some times they are just too easy. :D

loknload
07-16-2001, 09:34 AM
:eek: :D :eek: :D :eek:
:D Channel Surfing :D

Turtlenapper
07-16-2001, 12:26 PM
Bill way toooooo much time on your hands
:eek: :D :eek:

Queenchicken
07-16-2001, 12:45 PM
I just do not think it could work and OUCH....channel surfing**LOL** :eek: :D :eek:

Terridarri
07-16-2001, 02:26 PM
Evidentally Mr. Slinger the Birthday thing wasn't enough for you, now you're threatening Christmas, oh well I guess you like punishment, bring it on. :D :D Besides that it might be a nice alternative, did I say "Alternative" I meant well I won't say no more. :D :D

Ramangel
07-16-2001, 03:45 PM
Terri,
You tell him :D

BadMedicine
07-18-2001, 01:48 AM
Now, maybe I'm extremely naive here, but why would a woman want to do this? It seems to me like it would take all the fun out of... certain activities... I just don't understand... :confused:

I dont wanna be the doctor here but...some (women) dont get "all the fun" from "certain activities"...this is their ONE way to experience it...and I wish them the best.

If it was me, and I couldn't afford this procedure, I know of an equally efficient, much more cost effective technique I would deploy...I call it "bullet to the brain"...I think it's pretty self-explanatory :D

First Freedom
07-19-2001, 03:13 PM
Where's the male version? If women get this thing, they're not going to need men at all, are they? :) You know, this remote could also be used to find your wife around the house, like the button on your cordless phone base to find the cordless? Just start "surfing" and listen for the hollers! :D

Rescue Ranger
07-20-2001, 02:02 PM
Funny but I dont get it.

IamRose
07-20-2001, 11:49 PM
I woder if this could be used to return some of what has been stolen from mnay women who were 'circumscised' in some of the African tribes?

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