[Bubba]

Got this e-mail from a friend of mine in Denver.. (Yeah Stu... the Redhead. ;))

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Okay, so I'm a little late. Still think these are kind of clever. Got this from one of the people I work with. There are a couple that are a bit of a stretch, but this list will separate the true Christmas carolers from the ones that just came along for the eggnog.

Susan

The following statements are for Christmas Carols. See if you can figure which song goes with each phrase. Answers are at the bottom of the page.

Sample:

1. A Small City in Judea
song answer: Oh, Little Town of Bethlehem

OK, here goes:

2. Colorless Yuletide
3. Singular Yearning for Twin Anterior Incisors
4. Righteous Darkness
5. Loyal Followers, Advance
6. Weather, Cloudless; Arrival Time 2400 Hours
7. Far Off in a Feeder
8. Array the Corridors
9. Bantam Percussionist
10. Monarchial Triad
11. Nocturnal Noiselessness
12. Red Man Enroute to a Borough
13. Initial Christmas
14. Frozen Precipitation, Commence
15. Proceed and Enlighten on the Pinnacle
16. The Quadruped with the Vermilion Proboscis
17. Query Regarding Identity of Descendant
18. Delight for this Planet
19. Give Attention to the Melodious Celestial Beings
20. Hence Arriveth Kris Kringle
21. To Decry Matriarchal Osculation of Yuletide Anthropomorphism
22. Endocarp Vestigated in a Conflagration
23. Jehovah Dulcify Blithe Chevaliers
24. The Dozen Festive 24-Hour Intervals


Answers:

2. White Christmas
3. All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth
4. O, Holy Night
5. O Come All Ye Faithful
6. It Came Upon a Midnight Clear
7. Away in a Manger
8. Deck the Halls
9. Little Drummer Boy
10. We Three Kings
11. Silent Night
12. Santa Clause is Coming to Town
13. The First Noel
14. Let it Snow
15. Go, Tell it on the Mountain
16. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
17. What Child is This
18. Joy to the World
19. Hark the Herald Angels Sing
20. Here Comes Santa Clause
21. I Saw Mommie Kissing Santa Clause
22. Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire
23. God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
24. The 12 Days of Christmas

[miquela]

Clever. Very clever... so we gonna get to hear you singing Righteous Darkness at EOSMIII this summer?? :D :D (I know it won't be the season, but then, aren't we supposed to carry the spirit of Christmas in our hearts all year round?) :cool:

[Richard J.]

OK, I'll play....and I haven't peeked at the answers yet, either!

2. White Christmas
3. All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth
4. O Holy Night
5. O Come All ye Faithful (The only song to ever succesfully combine religion and mass orgasm!)
6. It Came Upon a Midnight Clear
7. Away in a Manger
8. Deck the Halls
9. The Little Drummer Boy
10. We Three Kings
11. Silent Night
12. Santa Claus is Comin' to Town
13. The First Noel
14. Let it Snow
15. Go Tell it on the Mountain
16. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
17. What Child is This?
18. Joy to the World
19. Hark, The Herald Angels Sing
20. Here Comes Santa Claus
21. ?
22. ?
23. ?
24. The Twleve Days of Chrsitmas

[Jim V]

I have question for you all regarding #24. How many gifts were given?

[Bubba]

Originally posted by Jim V:
<STRONG>I have question for you all regarding #24. How many gifts were given?</STRONG>

Do we REALLY want to question Santa's knowledge on this?????

352...... That is... unless you count the partridge and the pear tree as SEPARATE gifts... But I say ther are a single gift. :D

[Jim V]

Well, you could count the accessories as separate gifts, like the cows and milk stools that went with Maids a Milking but I count each gift as single unit. One partridge in a pear tree not one partridge and one pear tree.

And 352 is not correct.

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[Bubba]

I was in the shower this morning... and I thought.... Shoot... I missed 12. lol

Why is it my best moments of revolation come in the shower???

Never mind... don't answer that. lol :D