Richard J.
08-04-2001, 10:36 AM
From The Original Hollywood Squares TV show. These are from
the days when game show responses were spontaneous and not
scripted like they are now.
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Peter Marshall: Paul, can you get an elephant drunk?
Paul Lynde:Yes, but he still won't go up to your apartment.
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Peter Marshall: According to Cosmo, if you meet a stranger
at a party and you think he's really attractive, is it okay
to come out directly and ask him if he's married?
Rose Marie: No, wait until morning.
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Peter Marshall: Which of your five senses tends to diminish,
as you get older?
Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.
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Peter Marshall: In Hawaiian, does it take more than three
words to say "I love you"?
Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a
twenty.
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Peter Marshall: Prometheus was tied to the top of a mountain
by the gods because he had given something to man. What did
he give us?
Paul Lynde: I don't know what you got, but I got a sports
shirt.
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Peter Marshall: What are "Do It", "I Can Help" and "Can't
Get Enough"?
George Gobel: I don't know but it's coming from the next
apartment.
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Peter Marshall: As you grow older, do you tend to gesture
more or less with your hands while you are talking?
Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing older question,
Peter...and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget!
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Peter Marshall: According to Zsa Zsa, does black look sexy
on a woman?
Redd Foxx: I wouldn't have it any other way.
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Peter Marshall: If you find someone lying unconscious in the
street, should you do anything?
George Goebel: I'd probably crawl around him I guess.
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Peter Marshall: Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.
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Peter Marshall: Charley, you've just decided to grow
strawberries. Are you going to get any during your first year?
Charley Weaver: Of course not, Peter. I'm too busy growing
strawberries!
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Peter Marshall: In bowling, what's a perfect score?
Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.
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Peter Marshall: It is considered in bad taste to discuss two
subjects at nudist camps. One is politics. What is the other?
Paul Lynde: Tape measures.
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Peter Marshall: True or false...a pea can last as long as
5,000 years.
George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.
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Peter Marshall: Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put
horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?
George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.
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Peter Marshall: According to Movie Life magazine,
Ann-Margaret would like to start having babies soon, but her
husband wants her to wait a while. Why?
Paul Lynde: He's out of town.
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Peter Marshall: James Stewart did it over twenty years ago
when he was forty-one years old. Now he says it was "one of
the best things I ever did." What was it?
Marty Allen: Rhonda Fleming.
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Peter Marshall: Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he
firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at
least two occasions. What are they?
Charley Weaver: His feet.
the days when game show responses were spontaneous and not
scripted like they are now.
------------------------------------------------------
Peter Marshall: Paul, can you get an elephant drunk?
Paul Lynde:Yes, but he still won't go up to your apartment.
------------------------------------------------------
Peter Marshall: According to Cosmo, if you meet a stranger
at a party and you think he's really attractive, is it okay
to come out directly and ask him if he's married?
Rose Marie: No, wait until morning.
------------------------------------------------------
Peter Marshall: Which of your five senses tends to diminish,
as you get older?
Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.
-------------------------------------------------------
Peter Marshall: In Hawaiian, does it take more than three
words to say "I love you"?
Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a
twenty.
-------------------------------------------------------
Peter Marshall: Prometheus was tied to the top of a mountain
by the gods because he had given something to man. What did
he give us?
Paul Lynde: I don't know what you got, but I got a sports
shirt.
------------------------------------------------------
Peter Marshall: What are "Do It", "I Can Help" and "Can't
Get Enough"?
George Gobel: I don't know but it's coming from the next
apartment.
------------------------------------------------------
Peter Marshall: As you grow older, do you tend to gesture
more or less with your hands while you are talking?
Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing older question,
Peter...and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget!
------------------------------------------------------
Peter Marshall: According to Zsa Zsa, does black look sexy
on a woman?
Redd Foxx: I wouldn't have it any other way.
------------------------------------------------------
Peter Marshall: If you find someone lying unconscious in the
street, should you do anything?
George Goebel: I'd probably crawl around him I guess.
------------------------------------------------------
Peter Marshall: Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.
------------------------------------------------------
Peter Marshall: Charley, you've just decided to grow
strawberries. Are you going to get any during your first year?
Charley Weaver: Of course not, Peter. I'm too busy growing
strawberries!
------------------------------------------------------
Peter Marshall: In bowling, what's a perfect score?
Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.
------------------------------------------------------
Peter Marshall: It is considered in bad taste to discuss two
subjects at nudist camps. One is politics. What is the other?
Paul Lynde: Tape measures.
-------------------------------------------------------
Peter Marshall: True or false...a pea can last as long as
5,000 years.
George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.
-------------------------------------------------------
Peter Marshall: Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put
horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?
George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.
-------------------------------------------------------
Peter Marshall: According to Movie Life magazine,
Ann-Margaret would like to start having babies soon, but her
husband wants her to wait a while. Why?
Paul Lynde: He's out of town.
-------------------------------------------------------
Peter Marshall: James Stewart did it over twenty years ago
when he was forty-one years old. Now he says it was "one of
the best things I ever did." What was it?
Marty Allen: Rhonda Fleming.
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Peter Marshall: Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he
firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at
least two occasions. What are they?
Charley Weaver: His feet.