[T LEE]

HOW TO BATHE A CAT
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have
both lids lifted.

3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
bathroom.

4. In one smooth swift movement, put the cat in the toilet and close
both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).

CAUTION!!!!!!

Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any surface they find. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from your toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three to four times. This provides a "power wash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.

6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there
are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The now clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside
where he will dry himself.

[Ramangel]

:D

[OU812]

I'll try that with my cat tonight. :D

[Queenchicken]

NO WOLV..I will try this with YOUR cat tonight!! ;) HE hates me anyway, so it will be MY pleasure! :eek: :D :D :D

[jsolie]

Better make sure the cat does leave the toilet. A sneaky cat would stay in there, and wait for the male that bathed him thusly. Then you'd truly understand why there's a book called The Tomcat's Revenge. I'm sure you know the author......Claude Balls :D :D :D