BadMedicine
10-15-2001, 09:54 PM
> When you get those pre-approved letters in the
> mail for
> everything from credit cards to 2nd
> mortgages and junk like
> that, most of them come with postage paid
> return envelopes,
> right? Well, why not get rid of some of
> your other junk mail
> and put it in these cool little envelopes!
>
> Send an ad for your local chimney cleaner
> to American
> Express. Or a pizza coupon to Citibank. If
> you didn't get
> anything else that day, then just send them
> their application
> back! Just make sure your name isn't on
> anything you send
> them! Heck, you can send it back empty if
> you want to just to
> keep 'em guessing!
>
> Let's turn this into a chain letter!
> Eventually, the banks and
> credit card companies will begin getting
> all their crap back in
> the mail. Let's let them know what it's
> like to get junk mail,
> and best of all... THEY'RE paying for it!
> Twice! Let's help keep
> our postal service busy since they say
> e-mail is cutting into
> their business, and that's why they need to
> increase postage
> again!
>
> mail for
> everything from credit cards to 2nd
> mortgages and junk like
> that, most of them come with postage paid
> return envelopes,
> right? Well, why not get rid of some of
> your other junk mail
> and put it in these cool little envelopes!
>
> Send an ad for your local chimney cleaner
> to American
> Express. Or a pizza coupon to Citibank. If
> you didn't get
> anything else that day, then just send them
> their application
> back! Just make sure your name isn't on
> anything you send
> them! Heck, you can send it back empty if
> you want to just to
> keep 'em guessing!
>
> Let's turn this into a chain letter!
> Eventually, the banks and
> credit card companies will begin getting
> all their crap back in
> the mail. Let's let them know what it's
> like to get junk mail,
> and best of all... THEY'RE paying for it!
> Twice! Let's help keep
> our postal service busy since they say
> e-mail is cutting into
> their business, and that's why they need to
> increase postage
> again!
>