RedneckCowboy
11-09-2001, 10:29 AM
A man walks into a bar. He sees a sign up that says, "$10,000 to the winner of the contest." He then asks the bartender, "What is the contest?"
The bartender replies, "Well, you have to drink a gallon of whiskey without getting sick or anything, then you have to pull an alligator's sore tooth, then you have to get a woman pregnant."
To this, the man says, "I think I'll pass." The man has a few drinks, so he's not feeling quite like himself. He can't think too clearly. So, he says to the bartender, "Hand me that whiskey."
He drinks the whiskey okay, but his train of thought is really messed up. So, he goes out behind the bar where the alligator is and proceeds with the contest. Inside, all you can hear is screaming, growling, and clothes tearing. When the man comes back in, he is all bloody and everything, but he's okay. He says to the bartender, "Now. Where's the lady with the sore tooth?"
The bartender replies, "Well, you have to drink a gallon of whiskey without getting sick or anything, then you have to pull an alligator's sore tooth, then you have to get a woman pregnant."
To this, the man says, "I think I'll pass." The man has a few drinks, so he's not feeling quite like himself. He can't think too clearly. So, he says to the bartender, "Hand me that whiskey."
He drinks the whiskey okay, but his train of thought is really messed up. So, he goes out behind the bar where the alligator is and proceeds with the contest. Inside, all you can hear is screaming, growling, and clothes tearing. When the man comes back in, he is all bloody and everything, but he's okay. He says to the bartender, "Now. Where's the lady with the sore tooth?"