Turtlenapper
06-02-2001, 10:18 AM
A good one for all your reglious friends
A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and,
on being told that there was a fortune in horse
racing, decided to purchase a horse and enter it in
the races. However, at the local auction, the going
price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a
donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he
might just as well go ahead and enter it in the races.
To his surprise, the donkey came in third! The next
day the local paper carried this headline:
PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS.
The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he
entered it in the next day'race, and this time it won.
The paper then read:
PREACHER'S ASS OUT IN FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity
that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey
in another race. The paper's headline the next day
read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the
preacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher
decided to give the donkey to a nun in a nearby
convent. The headline the next day read:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun she couldn't
keep the donkey. She sold the donkey to a farmer for
$10. Next day the headline read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the
nun to buy back the donkey lead it to the plains where
it could run wild and free. Next day, the headline in
the paper read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The Bishop was buried the next day.
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[ 06-02-2001: Message edited by: turtlenapper ]
A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and,
on being told that there was a fortune in horse
racing, decided to purchase a horse and enter it in
the races. However, at the local auction, the going
price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a
donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he
might just as well go ahead and enter it in the races.
To his surprise, the donkey came in third! The next
day the local paper carried this headline:
PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS.
The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he
entered it in the next day'race, and this time it won.
The paper then read:
PREACHER'S ASS OUT IN FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity
that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey
in another race. The paper's headline the next day
read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the
preacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher
decided to give the donkey to a nun in a nearby
convent. The headline the next day read:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun she couldn't
keep the donkey. She sold the donkey to a farmer for
$10. Next day the headline read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the
nun to buy back the donkey lead it to the plains where
it could run wild and free. Next day, the headline in
the paper read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The Bishop was buried the next day.
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[ 06-02-2001: Message edited by: turtlenapper ]