[DoorGunner]

On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed
away, Sally went straight over to visit her Grandmother.

When she asked how her grandpa had died, her grandmother
explained, "He had a heart attack during sex on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Sally suggested that shagging at the age
of 94 was surely asking for trouble.

"Oh no," her grandma replied, "we had sex every
Sunday morning, in time with the church bells
-- in with the dings and out with the dongs."

She paused, and wiped away a tear.

"If it wasn't for that damn ice cream van going past,
he'd still be alive."

[Turtlenapper]

:D :D

[Gunslinger]

In spite of the topic heading I never saw that one coming. :D :D :D

[Ramangel]

Poor grandpa! Taken out by the ice cream man :p

[Bear One]

DoorGunner,

That is one of the best I've ever heard. LMAOOL :D :D :D :D

[Ottergal]

Damn...I hate when that happens! :eek: :D

[Queenchicken]

**LOL**
Hey Wolv..I think I hear the ICE CREAM TRUCK!!! **LOL** :eek: ;)

[Richard J.]

in with the dings and out with the dongs

Y'know, it just struck me what Grandpa's problem was; didn't he have things a little bass-ackwards there? :D

[OU812]

Damn that icecream!**LMAO** :D

[Ottergal]

Originally posted by Richard J.:
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Y'know, it just struck me what Grandpa's problem was; didn't he have things a little bass-ackwards there? :D</STRONG>


I caaaaaaaannnnnn't breeeeeeeeeeaathe! ROTFLMAO! :D :D :D


Otter, wiping the tears from her eyes.... :D