[BadMedicine]

This joke was "mentioned" as a punchline to another joke that was posted...so I thought I'd post it in its entirety...giving kudos to who-ever mention it first ;) :D
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Jake was on his deathbed. His wife, Susan, was maintaining a vigil by his side.
As she held his fragile hand, tears ran down her face. Her praying roused him
from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly.

"My darling Susan," he whispered. "Hush, my love," she said.

"Rest. Shhh. Don't talk." He was insistent.

"Susan," he said in his tired voice. "I have something I must confess to you."

"There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Susan. "Everything's all right,
go to sleep."

"No, no. I must die in peace, Susan. I slept with your sister, your best friend,
and your mother."

"I know," she replied. "That's why I poisoned you."

[Ottergal]

That's the way to do it!!! :D

[Queenchicken]

**LOL** :D :eek:

[Ramangel]

:D

[Turtlenapper]

:D

[KMDO]

I was going to post this cause i just got it today but found it way back here, its funny how these jokes go around the web and months later they arive in an email. Another funny thing is the names changed but the joke is the same. :D