Old Soldier
08-12-2001, 02:01 PM
BUNGEE-JUMPING
Stu and Bubba are bungee-jumping one day. Stu says to Bubba, "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own
bungee-jumping service in Mexico." Bubba thinks this is a great idea, so they pool their money and buy everything they'll need; a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc. They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square.
As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work.
When they had finished, there was such a crowd they thought it would be a good idea to give a demonstration. So Stu jumps. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up Bubba notices that he has a few cuts and scratches.
Unfortunately, Bubba isn't able to catch him, and he falls again, bounces and comes back up again. This time, he is bruised and bleeding. Again Bubba misses him. Stu falls again and bounces back up. This time he comes back pretty messed up-he's got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious.
Luckily, Bubba finally catches him this time and says, "What happened? Was the cord too long?"
Barely able to speak, Stu gasps, "No, the cord was fine, but what's a pinata?"
:eek: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :D
Stu and Bubba are bungee-jumping one day. Stu says to Bubba, "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own
bungee-jumping service in Mexico." Bubba thinks this is a great idea, so they pool their money and buy everything they'll need; a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc. They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square.
As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work.
When they had finished, there was such a crowd they thought it would be a good idea to give a demonstration. So Stu jumps. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up Bubba notices that he has a few cuts and scratches.
Unfortunately, Bubba isn't able to catch him, and he falls again, bounces and comes back up again. This time, he is bruised and bleeding. Again Bubba misses him. Stu falls again and bounces back up. This time he comes back pretty messed up-he's got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious.
Luckily, Bubba finally catches him this time and says, "What happened? Was the cord too long?"
Barely able to speak, Stu gasps, "No, the cord was fine, but what's a pinata?"
:eek: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :D